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2010《富布斯》十大穷光蛋排行榜

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发表于 2010-11-2 22:53:48 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
2010《富布斯》十大穷光蛋排行榜
  十大穷光蛋第十名:下岗工人 白辛苦
  年龄:39岁。
    月收入:200元。
      上榜理由:白先生自下岗以来,生活本来极为可忧,幸亏老婆深明大义,及时与之离婚,并将儿子一并带走,所以白先生*每日上街卖苦力,竟能收入200余元,重新过上了幸福生活。
 
    十大穷光蛋第九名:孤寡老太太 吴仁理
     年龄:71岁。
  月收入:100元
  上榜理由:卖茶叶蛋老字号,坚持多年,收入稳定,长时间位居排行榜中

  十大穷光蛋第八名:垃圾婆 朱八姐。
  年龄:60岁。
  月收入:60-70元。
  上榜理由:朱女士的事业今年有了突破性发展,去年她只拥有一个垃圾箱的使用权,今年,她已经能控制三个垃圾箱了。而且,她破天荒地拥有了一个200元的大额存折,估计到明年,如无意外,朱女士肯定会跌出前十名。

    十大穷光蛋第七名:残疾乞丐 全靠天
  年龄:不详。
  月收入:平均50元左右。
  上榜理由:穷界新秀。本来排名在一百名之外,但由于两名绿林好汉相信报纸上说,中国的乞丐其实都是大款,所以对全先生实行了抢劫,所以全先生荣登一甲。

  十大穷光蛋第六名:板车司机 梅运连
  年龄:55岁。
  2009年收入:200元。
  上榜理由:本来梅运连先生每年蹬板车能收入两三千块,没有入选的资格。但他今年不慎撞上了城管,板车被没收,他本人又因不服从管理吃了城管的铁拳,掉了半边牙齿。不得不去镶牙,花费甚多,故此收入只余二百多元十大穷光蛋

       第五名:舔盘高手 额不着
  年龄:不详。
  月收入:0元。
  上榜理由:额先生十余年如一日,出没于大小饭店舔盘子,尝遍了山珍海味,为保持城市卫生做出了突出贡献。但可惜各家饭馆老板一毛不拔,从来不付给额先生一文现金,所以,额先生除了落下一副好下水之外,一无所得。

  十大穷光蛋第四名:郊区农民 邹背运
  年龄47岁。
  月收入:-50元。
  上榜理由:邹先生儿子尿毒症,老婆红斑狼疮,为治病家底赔光,房无一间,地无一垄。瑟缩在亲戚家一处破房内度日,每月收入入不敷出,倒贴五十元已属万幸

  十大穷光蛋第三名:大学毕业生 舒白念
  年龄:24岁。
  月收入:-150元。
  上榜理由:舒大学士寒窗苦读,总算熬到毕业。奈何工作难找,自己好歹也算知识分子,高不成,低不就,只能窝在爹妈手里苦盼时机。爹妈每月供吃供喝,还要发零用钱若干,如此算来,每月倒贴少说150块。

  十大穷光蛋第二名:进城民工 哭无泪
  年龄:33岁
  月收入:-300元。
  上榜理由:进城打工,辛辛苦苦盖大楼,流尽了汗,累折了腰。等大楼竣工,老板却跑了,说好的每月三百元工资全泡汤,弄得回家的火车票都没钱买,因此荣登排行榜次席。

  十大穷光蛋第一名:欠债大王 穷又横
  年龄:25岁。
  月收入:-10000元。
  上榜理由:穷先生原来做买卖,可惜连连赔本,四处举债,也是血本无归。最终,穷先生大彻大悟,干脆拼命借钱,什么银行贷款,私人拆兑,乃至高利贷印子钱都来者不拒,大借特借。如今穷先生欠了一屁股债,连本带利,按他老人家活80岁计算,每月需还一万元才可还清。穷先生泰山崩于前而不变色,反正只剩烂命一条,随你的便,反而是那些债主磕头作揖,好话说尽,好烟好酒好吃好喝小姐按摩方能换来穷先生优先考虑还债的承诺。穷先生穷上了瘾,且为天下穷人扬眉吐气,穷光蛋排行榜头名状元当之无愧
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