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假如男人也来例假的话

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发表于 2008-7-8 10:37:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<STRONG>假如男人也来例假的话</STRONG>
<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 1cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3>(1) 毫无疑问,一种新型的男用卫生巾将全面占领市场!所有卫生巾生产商将会白白获得50%的利润点,导致这个行业井喷。关于这种卫生巾的形状,还需进一步研究。</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 1cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3>(</FONT></SPAN></SPAN>2) 各位男体育明星重新增加了一份新的广告收入,比如刘翔,他的广告语也许是:每个月总有几天,让我难以跨越,有了**牌卫生巾,我可以跨越自己!</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 1cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3>(</FONT></SPAN></SPAN>3) 当老婆充满欲望的在床上要求时,男人可以羞答答地说:"老婆,今天不行的!我大姨夫来了。。。。。"</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 1cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3>(</FONT></SPAN></SPAN>4) 球队在参加重要比赛的时候,除了要调整时差,还要调整男队员的例假期。足球报道会出现:各位观众朋友,现在曼联队阵容不整,除了几个主力队员受伤之外,前锋鲁尼也因为痛经临时退出了比赛。</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 1cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3>(</FONT></SPAN></SPAN>5) 电视上会出现以下场景:一个恶狠狠的男人面对一个惊慌失措的女人,恶狠狠地说:"要不是老子这几天来例假,非**了你这个***!"</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 1cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3>(</FONT></SPAN></SPAN>6) 当夫妻两个一起来例假时,都不能沾凉水,都不能做家务,于是一连七天吃方便面。</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 1cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3>(</FONT></SPAN></SPAN>7) 一个男人忧心重重地找到医生,说:"大夫,我已经两个月没来例假了!您看是怎么回事?"医生仔细检查了一下,说:"你的前列腺堵了......"</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 1cm; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial Unicode MS; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial Unicode MS"><FONT size=3>(</FONT></SPAN></SPAN>8) 一个小男孩下半身全是血,哭哭啼啼地回家,妈妈和蔼的告诉他,第一次来月经时应该注意的事项,并鼓励他,说他已经是一名真正的男子汉了。</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>
发表于 2008-7-8 10:38:18 | 显示全部楼层
抢个沙发先.
 楼主| 发表于 2008-7-8 10:38:59 | 显示全部楼层
觉得挺搞笑的,同时觉得做女人的不易
发表于 2008-7-8 10:39:13 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈........
发表于 2008-7-8 10:43:08 | 显示全部楼层
无语。。。。。。。。。。什么乱七八糟的。。。。。。。。
发表于 2008-7-8 10:48:06 | 显示全部楼层
lz不是个男人...
发表于 2008-7-8 11:05:32 | 显示全部楼层
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<>&nbsp;&nbsp; 甚是搞笑。 ,笑一笑,十年少。</P>
发表于 2008-7-8 11:08:16 | 显示全部楼层
看不下去了` ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
发表于 2008-7-8 11:14:35 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-7-8 11:22:06 | 显示全部楼层
还不如说:假如你是女人多好啊
发表于 2008-7-8 11:50:49 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 <I>手指间</I> 于 2008-7-8 11:22 发表 <A href="http://www.jxth.com/bbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=203910&amp;ptid=22331" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://www.jxth.com/bbs/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 还不如说:假如你是女人多好啊
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<P>精辟的点评......</P>
发表于 2008-7-8 12:58:49 | 显示全部楼层
这个假设不错
发表于 2008-7-8 12:59:29 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2008-7-8 13:03:52 | 显示全部楼层
<P>男人应该对女人好点</P>
发表于 2008-7-8 13:48:40 | 显示全部楼层
你还不如说假如你有特异功能多好,一会变男一会变女,一会享受例假带给你的种种借口,一会享受雄性带给你的主动强势快感,一会感受雌性的被动温柔舒服
发表于 2008-7-8 15:06:10 | 显示全部楼层
就是啊真是的


















































































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